I sat for 3 tests at theSpark.com and the results are as follow:
The Sex TestCongrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 19 people! - Including the 2 you've already had sex with, that makes 17 new lovers! You are 39% sexy.
The info on your 17 future sex partner(s):
17 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
It is very likely that you're a passionate kisser. So whats my status so far. Yes, i have had sex with 2 people definate, and 1 undefinate; i need to look up what is the actual interpretation of sex. Does oral sex and handjobs count as sex? As for love, i did truely love one person, she was my highschool sweetheart, Stephanie.
The Un-telligent Test"Your score is very low."
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
Which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:
"The subject shows a below average amount of intelligence, and his sense of observation is weaker than normal; in a lot of ways, his brain capacity is similar to that of a hyena - he couldn't find his own ass in an empty room! Not that it isn't big enough.
"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 47% Un-telligent OK, so im not the sharpest tool in the shed. Yes, the results are totally true.
The Personality Test MENTOR
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Thinker)
Like just 6% of the population you are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.
The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.
You're the reason that people say "teachers are also students." You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.
You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse. A big contrast from my un-telligent results. They given me too much credits, really, im just an ordinary guy. Yes, life is an endless learning journey, and happiness is what you give.
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